- coconut palm kill 7 people a year by dropping their coconuts on them
- if i killed 7 people a year, I would go to jail and possibly death row, if palm trees kill 7 people a year they get put on to a flag
- we need a easy quick war to increase motivation for our troops and civilians
- there would be few true casualties in said war, 2 men with a chainsaw just cutting down trees all day